It's been awhile, but Star, In Touch, OK! and their ilk decided to give Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie the week off as the subject of myriad ridiculous tabloid covers.
Taking Brangelina's place in the first of the aforementioned celebrity gossip rags? A rare TomKat sighting! It's like some editor just remembered that they exist!
We haven't seen a good story about Katie Holmes being trapped in Tom Cruise's evil clutches in forever (well, December), but this one makes up for lost time!
In addition to insinuating that Tom got her pregnant with baby #2 (which he is supposedly willing to give her $75 million for), Star suggests that Katie Holmes:
Is getting "prenatal Scientology lessons (whatever that consists of)
Is going through "agonizing" detox (of what, who the frick knows)
Is having her "leash tightened" (yes, they just likened her to a dog)
PRISON WITHOUT BARS: For Katie Holmes, there is no escape.
For someone supposedly under intense mind control and chained in Tom Cruise's torture dungeon, Katie seems awfully content, albeit a little frumpy lately.
Katie and Tom have been together since 2005. Suri Cruise is thriving and cute. Everyone seems okay. Could it be that TomKat isn't that abnormal after all?
That, or the perks of being married to Tom must be really good.
Following the tragic death of her son, Marie Osmond returned to the Las Vegas stage, alongside brother Donny, last night.
The siblings performed for a sold-out crowd, as Marie dedicated the concert to her late child, saying:
"The way Osmonds survive is we keep singing. That's what we want to do tonight. I know my son would want that and this show is for him."
The crowd stood and cheered Marie throughout the 90-minute event, growing especially supportive when Donny said: "I think we need to give a big round of applause for my sister for even coming on stage."
This performance came just days after Rosebanne Barr actually called Marie out for playing a role in Michael's suicide. The washed-up comedian said Osmond should have chosen her son over her supposedly gay-bashing religion.
Despite this controversy and despite their grief, the Osmonds had fun on stage.
Marie joked about about her brother's dancing skills, to which Donny replied that he won Dancing With the Stars. But he didn't do that in heels, Marie pointed out, as she exceled at on the ABC show.
As one could only expect, it was an emotional night. Marie wiped away tears when finishing the evening's final number, "It Takes Two."
When we last left Bella and Edward, the latter had proposed to his shocked, mortal beloved. The New Moon cliffhanger left viewers in wonderment... unless you've read the book series, that is.
Now, the first trailer for Eclipse has been unveiled, delivering a much-desired first look at what's in store for everyone's favorite supernatural couple.
In the 10-second preview below, Edward warns Bella about the choice she's about to make, while Jacob says he'll always fight for her. It's great stuff.
Rozlyn Papa may like to get down and dirty with producers on The Bachelor, but it doesn't look like she stars in any adult films, professional or amateur.
The alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape that went live yesterday may look like her, but the blonde shown "is clearly not her," her rep, Stacie Vanchieri, says.
"I've seen the tape," she continues. "Anyone who has met her once would know it's not her. The woman has a different body, hands, face, everything."
Anyone who has had Rozlyn affixed to ... never mind.
Not that anyone on the staff at THG watched it, but the chick looks far more flat chested than the voluptuous, exiled, wannabe Jake Pavelka trophy wife.
Rozlyn Papa can be called many things. A sex tape star? Not one of them.
"The woman looks directly into the camera; it's definitely not Rozlyn," Vanchieri adds. "The tape looks like it was done as porn to be sold, not a private moment captured on tape ... It so clearly seems someone is trying to ruin her."
Ridiculous as it sounds that somebody would try to "ruin" Rozlyn Freaking Papa of all people, someone is at least trying to cash in on her name. It's unlikely the site posting the alleged tape of her, pornhub.com, made an honest mistake.
After all, Papa's lawyer claims he has ID'd the clip as a scene from the 2004 classic Pole Position: Lex POV, directed by renowned star Lexington Steele.
We don't know what's funnier:
That a movie is called Pole Position
That someone tried to pass off a clip as Rozlyn Papa
That her lawyer billed $250 an hour to research porn
One of the best young singers on the planet celebrates a birthday on this 10th day of March. No, not Miley Cyrus. No, not Justin Bieber (that was last week).
We're talking about Carrie Underwood, American Idol winner turned American country sensation and universal cutie. She's 27 today. Happy birthday, Carrie!
On top of being a terrific talent with 10 million-plus record sales to her name, the product of Checotah, Oklahoma, is smart, sexy and even down to earth.
She and Olivia Wilde make quite the March 10 birthday combo ...
Having recently made her TV debut (and contributed to our library of great How I Met Your Mother quotes), Carrie will soon appear in her first film, Soul Surfer.
We have no doubt she'll do great. In honor of her birthday, we put together a tribute of Carrie Underwood photos. Click to enlarge and send her your greetings!
One of the most talented young actresses on the planet celebrates a birthday today.
No, not Kristen Stewart. No, definitely not Miley Cyrus.
We're talking about Olivia Wilde. Because the actress poses for so many sexy photo shoots, and because her character doesn't exacty utter the wittiest or most interesting House quotes, Wilde is often overlooked for her on-screen skills.
But this beauty can really act! Tune in to the aforementioned Fox drama once in awhile and see for yourself.
Below, we've posted a bunch of Olivia Wilde pictures in honor of the birthday gal, who turns 26, and we encourage readers to send in their best wishes on her special day...
Actor Corey Haim has been found dead in Los Angeles. He was 38.
The LAPD said that the troubled former child star's death appeared to be the result of an accidental drug overdose, and an investigation is currently underway.
Haim is best known for '80s films License To Drive and The Lost Boys. Haim and actor Corey Feldman starred in License To Drive and Dream a Little Dream.
Sadly, Haim's drug abuse took over his life and helped ruin his once-promising career. He attempted a 2006 comeback with the reality show The Two Coreys.
R.I.P. Corey Haim (1971-2010).
The successful show, again pairing him with his namesake, lasted two seasons, but Corey Feldman refused to do a third because of Haim's continued drug use.
We'll have more details on Corey Haim's death if and when they are available as the story develops. We wish his family and friends the best in this tough time.
Is there anything the Kardashian sisters won't shill for?
Most notorious for backing a dangerous weight loss system that is not approved by the FDA, the siblings have now signed on to represent PerfectSkin, a new beauty product.
While the skin care line hasn't launched yet, Dr. Ron DiSalvo says Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are the ideal spokeswomen for it because their lack of talent leaves them open to any sales pitch:
"As women who are constantly in the spotlight and juggling hectic schedules, the Kardashian sisters need a skin care system that's as simple as it is effective."
Kim, of course, is already extolling the virtues of a system that isn't even on the market yet.
"I have literally tried everything out there and nothing even comes close to PerfectSkin, " she said. "It's easier and more effective than anything else I've tried, and they are the only skin care products I use."
PerfectSkin will launch this spring and, truth be told, it's not really that poor of a choice for the sisters. But our original question still remains: Do you think there's any product they would not shill for?
Naturally, that entitles her to a her own show, High Society, premiering this evening on the CW. The series will follow Tinsley and her colorful friends as she navigates New York's elite social scene as a newly single girl. Absolutely riveting.
She recently got divorced from her husband, whom she met in high school, and is rumored to be dating American Idol castoff Constantine Maroulis of all people.
"I did meet him while filming the show," Tinsley Mortimer tells E! News. "He happened to be at an event I was hosting on the show. But it wasn't set up that way."
"It was just a complete random event that happened while I was filming."
Are you ready for Tinsley Mortimer? Yes, she's a real person!
The handbag designer and Dior beauty ambassador, whatever that is, graduated from Columbia University, and says the new show will show her imperfect life.
"Because I'm a girl that definitely lives in an amazing, very privileged world in New York, I feel like people think that things come very easy to me," she said.
"My life is not so perfect, and I want to expose that," she adds.
One thing this High Society socialite recently got excited about? Meeting the Jersey Shore cast. "I just think they're so funny and so themselves," she said.
She first ran into The Situation and Pauly D while recording a voiceover for her show, and she recently got to work with J-Woww, Snooki and Sammi as well.
So does Tins think the Jersey cast could cut on the Upper East Side (also home to Gossip Girl)? "I would love to do something with them," Tins teased.
It turns out the male favorite and the female favorite on American Idol have something in common: an electric guitar.
Last week, Casey James rocked out with this instrument. Last night, similarly, Crystal Bowersox broke it out and, once again, put on the best performance of the evening.
But Siobhan Magnus stepped up and sent a message to Crystal: Not so fast! My unique look and sound, combined with confidence and a great voice, will make this a two-woman race!
Below, we rank the most recent performances by the ladies and ask readers to name their favorite...
Crystal Bowersox: We hate to sound like Kara, but Crystal knows exactly who she is as an artist. She strums along and turns hit songs into her own creations.
Siobhan Magnus: Different from Crystal in that we have no idea what to expect each week, but similar in terms of her stage presence and comfort in her ability.
Didi Benami: Our favorite after the Hollywood rounds. Finally put on a performance worthy of the finals.
Lilly Scott: Yes, it would be nice to hear a modern single from Scott. But she still stands out for her look and her sound.
Katelyn Epperly: The earth didn't move under our feet from this somewhat cheesy rendition. But we'll be shocked, and sad, if she doesn't move on.
Katie Stevens: Why are the judges so focused on Katie's age? All their critiques focus on the fact that she's 17. Relax and just listen to her sing, please.
Lacey Brown: Better than the previous two weeks, but also forgettable. Can we get rid of her now?
Paige Miles: Solid voice, boring performances. The most likely to be eliminated this week.
